So what has he been doing?
Working, drinking, dealing with crap... You know the normal stuff everyone seems to do. Nothing all together entertaining, but he's content with it.

Why does he still even bother with this website?
I don't really know. Maybe because he is a geek and likes saying "I have my own web server..." but doubtful. More likely is the fact he is stupid, and just likes being able to access a "portfolio" of sorts.

So where is the fake DGH?.
If you see my name on a car website, good chance it is not me. Best advice is to check where they are from.

So just how many DVDs do you have? I heard your a semi-obsessed nutter for them.
My collection is listed on DVD Aficionado, and can be found here. Saying I am a nutter for them is pretty accurate, I find it difficult to go past a media store, and not buy atleast one DVD.